A folispam, a tumblegrut,
Some slimy, sticky, filthy splut.
A wessel-flurp, a pibble-sneer,
A purple mucus-covered gleer.
A blechen-bleu, a garschel-snap,
A powdered bag of fattened glap.
And that is all, the complete list:
The grossest things that don’t exist.

This poem was selected for my book!