18May 2016 Dee’s Offense by Phillip Van Wagoner ⋅ Leave a Comment Tweedledum and Tweedledee Began to fuss and fight For Tweedledum said Tweedledee Had hurt him out of spite. You are so lame, you nicked your name And simply go by ‘Dee’. I’d bear such shame to do the same You’ve made a fool of me!