Teddy is a bear, you know.
A monster that could tear you so.
He’ll rip through tents with fearsome paws,
(Please never mind they have no claws).
You’ll run and scream from one so tough,
(Clothed seam to seam in a coat of fluff).
His fierce attacks! (are soft to touch).
The great beast roars! “I love you bear-y much.”